INUTIL

                        WALA KUYAPI

                    BAKAKON KAAYO

PAMILYANG FLORENCIO ABAD MAGNANAKAW

HOY MAGNANAKAW, YOU SHOULD JUSTIFY THE CHED "UCLA" BUDGET AMOUNTING TO 50 BILLION PESOS! 

MARAMI ANG NAGTATANONG!

JIM PAREDES ISANG ASO

HOY JIM PAREDES! ASO KA! BAKIT MASYADO KAYONG TAHIMIK NI LEAH NAVARRO???

DI BA PRO-NOYNOY KAYO??? HA???

PUTANG-INA KAYONG DALAWA! 

DAPAT SA INYO PAGSASAMPALIN AH!

PALIBHASA TAE KAYONG DALAWA!

GRANDSTANDING IN ZAMBOANGA DURING A CRISIS

Titi Montenegro alias Mar Roxas is at it again. He keeps on making speeches and declaring that it's all over for the crisis in Zamboanga. But is it?

                                                                    Is it?

                                                                 Is it?

Is it?

                                     Is it?

                Baka nananaginip ka Mister Titi?

                                            Huwag kang Ma -EPAL!