President Noy Aquino gives a Heartwarming Speech to an assuring public

"Hindi po ako Magnanakaw. I repeat, hindi po ako Magnanakaw!

                            "Yeah, right."

                       "Absolutely boring."

         "Noy-noy, can i have extra soup please?"

           "Abaaaah! Marunong na si friend . . . ."

"Hmmmm . . .ano raw sinasabi nitong mokong na ito? Kalalabas lang ba nitong asungot na ito?"

"Ang lungkot naman. Nakalabas na ang friend ko, eh ako andito pa rin."