Huwebes, Oktubre 31, 2013

EITHER THEY LEAVE THE COUNTRY IN EXILE OR BE HANGED!


Who should be hanged after the next PEOPLE  POWER???

1. NOYNOY AQUINO
2. DANDING COJUANGCO
3. PEPING COJUANGCO
4. CESAR PURISIMA
5. LEILA DELIMA
6. FLORENCIO ABAD
7. KIM HENARES
8. PAQUITO OCHOA
9. THE CONGRESSMEN- COJUANGCO 
                                             siblings
10. MAR ROXAS
11. DINKY SOLIMAN
12. ESQUIVEL OF MWSS
13. QUIROS OF SSS
14. PROCESO ALCALA

           THIS IS HOW WE SHOULD DO IT!
                     WALA NG AWA-AWA!


WHISPERS IN THE WIND . . .

 "MAY MENSAHE PARA SA IYO PRE . . . . . . ."

SINO, SI NOYNOY?

                 "YOU BOLA ME HA . . . . . ."

SABI KO NA NGA BA!

HOY CACIQUENG ROXAS, DI BA LAHI  KAYO NG MGA ASWANG?!!
DI BA KINAIN AT INUBOS RAW NG GREAT-GREAT GRANDFATHER MONG ASWANG ANG MGA TAO SA ISANG KALAPIT NA BARRIO SA JAMINDAN, CAPIZ?
HOY PUTA, ANO BA ITONG MGA 
KUWENTONG ITO?

        ASWANG RAW ANG LAHI NIYO AH?!
NAKU, DELIKADO KA PALANG ASWANG KA!
               HETO ANG BAGAY SA IYO!


Pointless

                      "Ala na, malabo na to."

ANO ANG TUMATAKBO SA MGA UTAK NG HACENDERO?

                                     * * *
Aquino on Privatization: "Essentially, to have a better service, one must pay for more . . ."

WHAT DOES OBAMA HAVE TO SAY OVER AQUINO?

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT . . . . .  

 WHOOOO ......WHOOOO!"

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!"

WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS THIS?


President Noy Aquino gives a Heartwarming Speech to an assuring public

"Hindi po ako Magnanakaw. I repeat, hindi po ako Magnanakaw!
                            "Yeah, right."
                       "Absolutely boring."
         "Noy-noy, can i have extra soup please?"
           "Abaaaah! Marunong na si friend . . . ."
"Hmmmm . . .ano raw sinasabi nitong mokong na ito? Kalalabas lang ba nitong asungot na ito?"
"Ang lungkot naman. Nakalabas na ang friend ko, eh ako andito pa rin."

AKALA MO ANG LINIS NG GAGO!

You have no monopoly of goodness and virtue in this world you fucking moron!!!
Nilahat mo na kami, putang -ina ka!!! 

Bago mo buksan yang putang-inang bibig mong iyan, mag toothbrush ka muna!


                     TARANTADO!!!

JIM PAREDES ISANG PUTANG-INA!

Hoy Jim Paredes putang-ina ka! Asan ka na???!!!
MUKHA KA NG ANAL SEX AH! KAMUSTA NA ANG CIVIL SOCIETY FUCKERS MO?!

KINAKANTOT KA BA NI PNOY SA BUTAS NG PUWET MO???!!!


IMMIGRATION EXTORTIONIST!

According to our informant, si Deputy Director Siegfried Mison ng immigration bureau, ay nagpapapasok ng mga mainland Chinese citizens sa NAIA for 250,000 pesos each.
 
Isang staff niyang immigration officer ang umaaktong "bagman" ayon sa inside information namin.
Most of these Chinese nationals are illegally working in Zambales and in Camarines, Bicol region.
 

ATTENTION OFFICE OF THE OMBUDSMAN!!!

I-ENTRAP na dapat itong Bading na EXTORTIONIST na ito!!!

MUKHA RING PERA!

O itong garapatang ito sa DSWD, mukhang busog na o!!!
                                     - - -  
     Ang sarap talaga maging DSWD Secretary!
                        Para ka nalang isang Garapata.
                             Sipsip ka nalang ng sipsip!

10 Billion Pesos worth of CCT - Conditional Cash Transfer




Lunes, Oktubre 28, 2013

AKALA MO KUNG SINO, POLITICIAL APPOINTEE DIN PALA!

1. Presumptuous
2. Arrogant
3. Maniacal
4. Barrio-mentality
5. high-handed
6. Ultra-Righteous
7. Myopic
8. Constipated
9. Bobo
10.Tarantado pa

Hoy Delima, utang ng loob mo kay Gloria Arroyo kaya ka nakapasok sa Commission on Human Rights!  At Civil Society ang nag-endorse sa iyo sa grupo ni PNOY!

YOU ARE A PRODUCT OF POLITICAL PATRONAGE! 

HUWAG KANG MAGMALINIS KASI TAE KA RIN katulad nila. 

Linggo, Oktubre 27, 2013

WHAT?? AN AMERICAN AT THE NATIONAL FOOD AUTHORITY??

TARANTADO PALA ITONG SINA ALCALA!

 Quezon mafia’ at DA!



ACTIVIST lawyer Argee Guevarra yesterday criticized Agriculture Secretary Proceso Alcala’s “dubious choice of appointees,” including an “American” who has been chosen to head the National Food Authority (NFA), the country’s lead food security agency

In a statement, Guevarra accused Alcala of “turning the DA into his own personal playground, appointing members of his ‘Quezon mafia’ into the department, including Orlan Calayag, an American citizen, as NFA administrator.”

“These very same people have been repeatedly accused of involvement in various acts of corruption including the Napoles pork barrel fund scam, yet they seem to continue to enjoy the confidence of Alcala, their political benefactor,” said Guevarra.

“Calayag is an American citizen leading the charge for national food security. Since when did our laws, including the NFA Charter, allow for the appointment of someone who has renounced his Filipino citizenship in order to acquire a foreign one?”

Calayag, former aide of then-congressman Alcala, flew from the United States back to the Philippines on December 19, 2012 bearing US Passport No. 462971672. He has since acquired dual citizenship as American and Filipino more than a year later on  January 7, 2013 -- six months after his appointment as NFA administrator effective  July 1, 2012.

“How was Alcala able to dupe the President into signing Calayag’s appointment in the first place? Even assuming he has regained dual citizenship, still, that does not qualify him for appointment in our bureaucracy,” explained Guevarra, a UP-trained lawyer.

Citing jurisprudence in Maquiling vs. Comelec (G.R. No. 195649, 16 April 2013) and Mercado vs. Manzano (G.R. No. 135083, 26 May 1999), Guevarra argued: “first, one who renounces his Philippine citizenship when he became an American citizen is no longer a natural-born citizen of the Philippines; second, even when he became a dual citizen under RA No. 9225, he does not automatically re-acquire his status as a natural-born citizen of the Philippines.”

The NFA Charter states that its administrator must be a natural-born Filipino.

Calayag’s appointment into the NFA, “absent the vetting process required under the Government-Owned and Controlled Corporations (GOCC) Reform Law 1,” according to Guevarra, also made him chairman of the Food Terminals Inc. and director of the Philippine Fisheries Development Corp.

“This is precisely the kind of mindset that breeds corruption in the DA. When, with impunity, its officials think that they are above the law and can circumvent around it at will,” said Guevarra who first exposed the alleged P457- million overpricing in the DA and NFA’s government-to-government rice importation transaction in April. The said transaction is currently under investigation by both the Senate and House of Representatives.

This week, congressional representatives, COOP NATCCO partylist Rep. Anthony Bravo and Laguna 3rd district Rep. Sol Aragones appealed for “wiser government spending” in the agriculture sector, while Agri-Agra Reporma Para sa Magsasakang Pilipinas (AGRI) partylist Rep. Delph Gan Lee filed House Bill (HB) No. 2936 seeking to end the “NFA’s monopoly on rice importation” as it has supposedly “adversely contributed to the price of the staple grain.”

Rice prices in September hit all-time highs even as the NFA invested heavily in government-led importations, spending US$94.5 million or more than P4 billion to import 205,700 MT of rice from Vietnam in April of 2013, and some P1.7 billion in importation duties and taxes.


Aside from Calayag, farmers’ group Kilusang Magbubukid ng Pilipinas (KMP) earlier named the following as members of Alcala’s “Quezon mafia”: DA Undersecretary for Administration and Finance Antonio Fleta; Arnulfo Mañalac who served as Alcala’s administrator for the Sariaya Bagsakan Center in 2007; DA Assistant Secretary Ed de Luna; Philippine Coconut Authority Administrator and Alcala legal consultant Euclides G. Forbes; Claro Maranan of the National Irrigation Administration; Bureau of Fisheries and Aquatic Resources Director Asis Perez; Bureau of Plant Industry Director Lito Baron; Philippine Fishing Development Authority Director Rodrigo Jimenez and Agri Technical Insititute director Nicomedes Eleazar.
Fleta, along with DA assistant secretaries Ophelia Agawin and Salvador Salacup, all Alcala appointees, were also implicated in the Napoles pork barrel fund controversy.

Liars, Traitors and Hypocrites!

 - - -

 

Sabado, Oktubre 26, 2013

Ako worried talaga!

"Folks, di pa ba kayo worried?
Inuubos na nila ang pera ng taong bayan tapos di man lang kayo nagre-react?"

"Hindi niyo pa ba nahahalata ang mga kasinungalingan ng Daang Matuwid ni Noynoy?"

"Hellooooow?"

MASTURBATE


                      "ANO RAW KAMO?"
                                       - - -



                       Noynoy's locked room.

"NOY? NOY?? NAG-JAJAKOL KA PA BA? MAY BISITANG DUMATING!"

Biyernes, Oktubre 25, 2013

Boy Scout 101

Mr. President, isn't it too late in the day to go on a camping experience, while being obnoxious to the feelings of suffering earthquake victims???
                  Hilo ka na ba Mr. President?
At ipinagmamalaki mo pa raw ang sarap ng simoy ng hangin diyan sa Bohol.
Bakit hindi ka nalang mag-apply ng trabahong scout master.
                                     - - -
  
               Take it from me, Mr. Boy Iskawat.

REBEL FORCES CONGREGATE IN DEEP SPACE . . . .

"All rebel ships proceed to the rendezvous area. 
We are on high alert!"
---
 
"I hate to interrupt sir, but i'm reading multiple imperial interceptors on my radar screen. 
The  red squadron will be delayed for a while, sir. 
We may have to engage!"

 "Roger that commander!..." 
"Over and out! Eeeeeeeeeeha!"